Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Dancing with Mexicans.

If you are a white male, and one of your best friends is Mexican, never go out with him and your girlfriends/wives to a place where Latin American dancing takes place, because he is good at dancing at you are not. And, for that night, your significant other will like you just a little bit less because of this.

I don't get what it is, but if you are a good dancer, random women will line up to fuck you. Your other qualities as a person will not come in to question. These dancing skills will not translate to long-term relationship success, however, but within the walls of that dance club, you are a god among men...or a god among gods and a random non-dancing white guy, as it were. And if you don't know how to dance, stay the hell away, because your girlfriend will start dancing with your Mexican friend, stick her tongue out at you, and then have sex with him. That's true except for the sex with him part.

I personally don't think the ability to dance has any bearing on a man's worth, but if you are hanging around guys that know how to dance and are currently dancing, every women present form opinions based only on this. And you know what? I understand. If I was a female and I met a guy in a situation where dancing was involved, and he was really good at it, I would most likely be willing to engage in intercourse with him.

Curious.

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